Reyk: HI! Welcome to our special edition. This is a special edition because September Eight marks this site's one year anniversary!

Zarkon: It's also special because we are not reviewing a movie this time. I AM SO HAPPY!

Reyk: Don't get too excited, there. Pretty soon we'll be back to the old routine, Zarkon. But, today we just wanted to have a retrospective over many things that have happened to this site over the course of a year.

Zarkon: (grumbles) Well, where should we start?

Reyk: First off, I think we should give a big thanks to everyone who has come to see our reviews. Thank you.

Zarkon: ...

(Reyk nudges Zarkon)

Reyk: Ahem...

Zarkon: Okay, okay, thanks I guess...for making me watch all of those horrible movies. I know you get some sort of sick pleasure seeing how I've suffered! Just because I've conquered a few planets and have a lousy relationship with my son...

Reyk: And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon...

Zarkon: That's not funny, you know.

Reyk: You seem to be in a grouchy mood today. This site has made some people a little more open-minded about you, you know.

Zarkon: Really?

Reyk: Uh-huh. I'm sure you know how you're portrayed most of the time; you're vain enough to check out any site on the Internet that returns search results for "zarkon."

Zarkon: So, what if I do? I usually get sites that talk about some really old sci-fi book, but, duh, I know that most Voltron sites consider me a ruthless villain. And, if you'd pull your snout away from the film screen, you'd realize that that is pretty accurate.

Reyk: ...Do you need a hug?

Zarkon: Not from you.

Reyk: Of course not. I was going to call Hagar in here...

Zarkon: NO! NO! She started out in one edition, and now she takes care of all the cyber adoptions. She's gained enough clout. Oh, and Kyence, I don't appreciate the chibi.

Reyk: Be as nasty as you wanna, Zarkon, but I think there's a part of you that is touched by all of the positive feedback our editions have gotten.

Zarkon:...

Reyk: This site started as a single page of a movie review about Care Bears: The Next Generation. From there, it kind of blossomed. The site now features fanfics, shrines, and even madlibs.

Zarkon: I love those madlibs! And that rant about customers...another justification for my enslaving humans.

Kyence: Uh, that's not what I had in mind.

Zarkon: Yes it was. C'mon, admit it.

Kyence: Uh, no...maybe if I were to one day snap and go on a megalomaniacal rampage, but that's for me, not you, Zarkon. Sorry.

Reyk: Hey, Kyence! I got a question for you. Remember who Shai and Saoche are? (smiles)

Kyence: Oh, yeah. I WAS planning on writing a fanfic introducing them, and you, into the main fanfic arc I'd be writing. For some reason, I never got around to it.

Zarkon: Is it the same reason you only have one game for your Dreamcast and four unfinished cross-stitches?

Kyence: It sounds to me like someone wants a Boobery sequel.

Reyk: (laughs)

Zarkon: Ha, ha, very funny.

Reyk: Or maybe he needs some more brownies.

Zarkon: Can't let that go, can ya?

Reyk: Well, let's face it, it's not every day one can witness a feared tyrant get stoned...well, maybe by a bunch of villagers, but not by Cannibus.

Zarkon: Well, at least I wasn't the one who accidentally stepped on a human being...

Reyk: Hey, I managed to clean most of him up!

Kyence: Yeah, most of him.

Zarkon: So, is there ever gonna be an edition where my most hated enemies will join us in a review?

Reyk: Well, that's up to Kyence.

Kyence: Hey, I'm working on it, okay?!

Reyk: Well, I guess that's it for our special annieversary edition. Look forward to another year of movie reviews and Voltron folklore. See you soon!

(Reyk and Kyence leave the set. Zarkon remains.)

Zarkon: Good, they're gone. (turns to you) I just have one more thing to say to you...(whispers)...